Trepanning: Try banning this you cunts, i've just ordered my kit from the internet and i'm going to blatantly open my noggin in boozers and clubs. This is the shit my friends and i can't wait to be on the front page of the Sun going on about the ethereal worlds my can opener has taken me to, along with other red top linguistic parables...
8 YEAR OLD KID OPENS OWN HEAD like a can of baked beans
ROBERT DYAS KILLED MY BABY
OUT OF THEIR MINDS