Sunday 17 January 2010

New Legal Highs



From the early days of banging up nutmeg and snorting banana skin's things have come a long way for cheap thrills, now you only have to open the metro to find out about the latest shit on the streets.One day its Methodrone, the next day its Spice, here's a couple more doing the rounds at the moment

  • Puffin Beak, Grits, Serpico, Crab Chowder - Chemical name MsD - Originating from South Africa, can be taken orally or snorted. Effects range from really itchy eyesockets/anus right through to full blown hyper hallucinations involving characters from Walt Disney's Robin Hood. Rumoured to have the effect of draining the fluid from the base of your spine.
  • Haribo's, Benny's (Hills),  - Chemical name Bbc2 - You might not of heards of these little pills yet but you soon will. Adrian Chiles recently did a brace of these fellers in his working lunch before he presented an episode of the One show. Chilesy was interviewing Sting with his eye's rolling in his head until he finally snapped and launched himself at the Sting with his tongue lolloping out. After he'd been firmly rebuffed by the diet Geordie he then went up to the nearest camera and displayed the visibly straining euphoria inside his navy blue chino's. Get in Chilesy your dinners ready.
Here's few to swerve: Resin made from rabbit shit, Phensidyl, Black vurt feathers, BNP, Fishing bait, Amphibians, Coca-Cola and asprin, Michael Bay films, Powdered glass, Ale. Anything purchased outside KFC in Brixton.

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