Promo mix for new London night Transition, first night April 2nd feat. WBEEZA/LAKUTI/CHRIS BOX
Transition
Tuesday, 30 March 2010
Thursday, 25 March 2010
Booth of the Week
Wells Coates BBC booth gave Carl Cox the thickening.
'Look at them cunting Doctor Who knobs on the mixer'
Legal Highs 2
Trepanning: Try banning this you cunts, i've just ordered my kit from the internet and i'm going to blatantly open my noggin in boozers and clubs. This is the shit my friends and i can't wait to be on the front page of the Sun going on about the ethereal worlds my can opener has taken me to, along with other red top linguistic parables...
8 YEAR OLD KID OPENS OWN HEAD like a can of baked beans
ROBERT DYAS KILLED MY BABY
OUT OF THEIR MINDS
JEDWARD DEAD
Humongous for Spring
Loaf Pinching
Jazz piano wanks
Shingles
The Lambeth Walk
2d Films
Scotch eggs and Picalilli
Tevo Howard and his dad
Fare Dodging
Postmans Lob
State Penn. (The rom com)
Bright yellow processed cheese
Gail Tilsley becoming Top Dog and chiving Vinegar Tits
Drawing willies on your books
Having a butchers through the peep hole.
Jazz piano wanks
Shingles
The Lambeth Walk
2d Films
Scotch eggs and Picalilli
Tevo Howard and his dad
Fare Dodging
Postmans Lob
State Penn. (The rom com)
Bright yellow processed cheese
Gail Tilsley becoming Top Dog and chiving Vinegar Tits
Drawing willies on your books
Having a butchers through the peep hole.
Wednesday, 24 March 2010
Tuesday, 23 March 2010
Friday, 19 March 2010
Thursday, 18 March 2010
Fashion
This is going to be the fashion bit where i post pics that have just been posted on hypebeast/highsnobiety/selectism...I'm not sure of the reason why but i'm sure it will come to me later.
Wednesday, 17 March 2010
Trainers
Craig Davids Trainer Watch: Death Star Superstars
These are fucking boss trim rides, just check them fresh shit death star graffics. SERIOUS SICKNESS!!...Hook these super mo ding dong sneaks with some hot ass, fly as shit embroidered jean bizznizz and the pussy trim be all over your face. When i got these interplanetary rides on my feet i just love hitting the fucking streets and jumping over bin bags making 'PEEOOOW...DOOOO...DOOOOO' lazer beam soundz. Fucking BARE RAW slipperz for the street. YES I JEDI!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, 16 March 2010
Monday, 15 March 2010
Sunday, 14 March 2010
Violins play
Hats off to the South American splinter cell operating out of Marcais (OAS88) for a job well done on Sosho, see with a bit of of planning and a milkfloat loaded with fertilizer/fuel oil party poppers you can really fuck up a shit late drink disco. Hats off fellers your postal orders in the letter drop...
Comments
Pauline Quirk "Fuck that place to the ground and all that darkened its foul basement"
Tom Selleck "Good riddance"
Michael Elphick "I'm turning in my grave"
Pumpo "Porca vacca!"
Tyra Banks "Fank Fuck!!!"
Joe Casely-Hayford "About time"
Lenry Henry "One fire burns out another's burning, KATANGA!"
Shoreditch Alan "What gives?"
Stanlake the Pap "Blasting drat!"
Bret Easton Ellis "If you phone me up again i'll have you killed"
LiamSki "Sun-ra would approve"
Macca "City are on fire!"
Saturday, 6 March 2010
Friday, 5 March 2010
Things to do this summer
The sun came out for a bit today so i decided to put up my indispencible guide to summer activities.
1. Forest/Grass Fires: Wait till the grass gets nice and dry, ignite in a few strategic area's then retire to a safe hidden vantage point for a fun packed day. See also Doing the School Bins
2. Urban Camping: Set up camp on a bit of waste land then spend the rest of the night walking around throwing stones at windows, posting dogs parcels through peoples letter boxes, breaking into schools, legging it everytime a car can be heard, pinching peoples milk in the morning. Just like Chris Bonnington but without your toes falling off or a randy yeti ripping the tent from your shivering sleeping bodies.
3. Day Trips: Every once in a while you're going to end up at 'World of Bee's' or 'The George Formby Museum of St Bernard Films'. Just rush around all the attractions acting the goat, being a cheeky monkey then head straight to the gift shop and chore as many rubber spiders/maginifying glasses/super balls as your pockets will carry. Job done Pedro.
4. Swings: Finding a long length of thick rope can be enought to bestow god like status on a person, just like those fruity bears did to that gay robot in Star War. All you need now is a dangerously high railway bridge over a steep embankment, or tree over a shopping trolley filled river. Alton Towers can go fuck itself to death because its all about swings Daisy Duke.
5. Country Walks: Here's my advice, get off the public footpaths and get amongst the nature, feel at one with the mother planet because theres a whole world of summer activities waiting for you. Breaking into barns, smashing up tractors, setting fire to haystacks, getting legged off by farmers whilst telling your mates that they use shotgun cartidges filled with salt pellets, chucking stones at cows, robbing boxes of crisps from the food tent in a deserted girl guide camp then wishing you had pinched some drinks...Nature
6. Traps: From cavemen to the Viet Cong they knew how to have fun in the summer and what better way to test your woodcraft skills. You can start easy by digging a big fuck off pit on a footpath and covering it with twigs and ferns, or you can go proper ramboesque and fashion a elaborate trap using nooses, bendy tree's and punji sticks.
7. Lido: There's only one thing to remember about a day at the lido, thats its perfectly acceptable to have ones piss pipe poking out of your speedo's when emerging from the water.Well James Bond
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