C88

Video

2010-05-14T21:42:00.000+01:00

Worth it for DJ Fingers in his bedroom, absolutely loved this scene way back when.

Norm's Finest

2010-05-14T20:51:00.016+01:00

"You'll have to shave my balls before i eat that taco!"
"Sometimes you have to go balls deep in the heiny before you get some home cooked pot pie"
"Cliff! How come i never eaten your ass?"
"Which pistol dick just wazzed on the John seat?"
"Just give me my fucking pork rinds."
"You stooopid iron legged peckerwood piss lipped oreo."
"Which two bit shitty post office cunt jus' cut the cheese near my rye bread?"
"Go feast on my greazzzzy balls Carla."
"Cheezus i done got me a shaolin monk stain on my pantyhose!"
"Fuck you Richie Cunningham, you jus made a date with my balls!"
"Yo Fanny ass! Wipe my log"
"Go stick a dime in your eye"
"Do the monster monk, do the Harry Monk!"
"Well raise my rent!"
"Excuse me miss i gotta go park the bike!"
"So i was balling this piece of ass and she turns around an sez 'Normie baby when you gonna part the curtains?'"

Mix

2010-05-14T20:37:00.002+01:00

NRP - leisure vol. 3 by no regular play

C88 Mix

2010-05-13T20:45:00.002+01:00

Get it here

Todays Track

2010-05-13T20:44:00.001+01:00

Greece 2010

2010-05-08T00:26:00.002+01:00

Music

2010-04-25T20:15:00.001+01:00

Ill shit from DJ Nature (Golf Channel/Jazzy Sport)

Todays Track

2010-04-25T20:07:00.002+01:00

Video

2010-04-25T19:58:00.003+01:00

80 Blocks from Tiffany's

Flyin Cut Sleeves available here

Music

2010-04-21T17:32:00.001+01:00

Raresh & Pedro B2B 04-04-2010

Todays Track

2010-04-21T15:48:00.002+01:00

Todays Track

2010-04-15T14:07:00.002+01:00

Todays Tracks

2010-03-31T21:22:00.004+01:00

Two more killers from the wank bank

Audio

2010-03-30T22:07:00.035+01:00

The pride of our household in Manchester in 70's was the Cray X-MP sized wood encased radiogram, essentially a big fuck off side board of musical entertainment. Africa Islam famously used to hook his Ma's and Uncle Bernard’s radiogram's up to his Radioshack mixer for his early block parties, but even without a mixer you could rock a house party with the radiogram's stackable record spindle and still be able to serve warm Party Seven ale and pickled onions from its flat bar work top. It also had a radio with a massive bandwidth but could only pick up Jimmy Savilles "Open Brackets." Old Record Club "Close Brackets" or coded Russian fishing trawler transmissions. Everything changed in the 80's when Alan Sugar flooded the market with his cheap, smoked glass fronted music centres with its equally shit radiogram audio quality. This was the age of the 'Pause Button' and subsequent mad searches for breaks 'n' pieces in your old fellers Black Uhuru, Lonnie Donnigan, Goons albums. Somewhere out there buried under a motorway are rubbish Feelin’ James/Lesson 1 style tapes of Music Hall/Star Wars/Mike Harding cut ups. The radiogram was more than just audio equipment though, it was the control tower of impromptu after pub knees ups, whilst still being a piece of furniture and more importantly somewhere for your mum to display your school photographs and deformed owls you had made in pottery class.

Music

2010-03-30T15:49:00.000+01:00

Promo mix for new London night Transition, first night April 2nd feat. WBEEZA/LAKUTI/CHRIS BOX

Transition

Booth of the Week

2010-03-25T21:26:00.004Z

Wells Coates BBC booth gave Carl Cox the thickening.

'Look at them cunting Doctor Who knobs on the mixer'

Legal Highs 2

2010-03-25T20:41:00.007Z

Trepanning: Try banning this you cunts, i've just ordered my kit from the internet and i'm going to blatantly open my noggin in boozers and clubs. This is the shit my friends and i can't wait to be on the front page of the Sun going on about the ethereal worlds my can opener has taken me to, along with other red top linguistic parables...

8 YEAR OLD KID OPENS OWN HEAD like a can of baked beans

ROBERT DYAS KILLED MY BABY

OUT OF THEIR MINDS

JEDWARD DEAD

Humongous for Spring

2010-03-25T01:42:00.004Z

Loaf Pinching
Jazz piano wanks
Shingles
The Lambeth Walk
2d Films
Scotch eggs and Picalilli
Tevo Howard and his dad
Fare Dodging
Postmans Lob
State Penn. (The rom com)
Bright yellow processed cheese
Gail Tilsley becoming Top Dog and chiving Vinegar Tits
Drawing willies on your books
Having a butchers through the peep hole.

That Dog Video...

2010-03-25T01:21:00.000Z

Todays Track

2010-03-24T10:00:00.000Z

Massive C88 favourite

C88 Mix

2010-03-24T08:09:00.004Z

Return to Spivey Point Download

Lenny Bruce: Swear to Tell the Truth

2010-03-23T15:52:00.003Z

Style Wars

2010-03-23T11:24:00.001Z

Todays Track

2010-03-19T11:50:00.001Z

It's not a problem Sheikh Abdul can't fix...

2010-03-19T11:36:00.001Z

Fact

2010-03-18T23:32:00.002Z

Mods have massive noses.

Fashion

2010-03-18T14:26:00.001Z

This is going to be the fashion bit where i post pics that have just been posted on hypebeast/highsnobiety/selectism...I'm not sure of the reason why but i'm sure it will come to me later.

Trainers

2010-03-17T15:55:00.001Z

Craig Davids Trainer Watch: Death Star Superstars

These are fucking boss trim rides, just check them fresh shit death star graffics. SERIOUS SICKNESS!!...Hook these super mo ding dong sneaks with some hot ass, fly as shit embroidered jean bizznizz and the pussy trim be all over your face. When i got these interplanetary rides on my feet i just love hitting the fucking streets and jumping over bin bags making 'PEEOOOW...DOOOO...DOOOOO' lazer beam soundz. Fucking BARE RAW slipperz for the street. YES I JEDI!!!!!!!!!!

Cartoon Time

2010-03-17T11:22:00.000Z

Space Madness

Illustration

2010-03-16T16:13:00.002Z

Hot Dogs

Music

2010-03-16T15:31:00.000Z

Kozo volumetrie spatiala fgm by kozo [a:rpia:r]

Music

2010-03-15T20:35:00.000Z

CHRIS SIMMONDS

Film

2010-03-15T20:13:00.000Z

The London Nobody Knows 1967 (Download player to watch full version)

Violins play

2010-03-14T01:29:00.018Z

Hats off to the South American splinter cell operating out of Marcais (OAS88) for a job well done on Sosho, see with a bit of of planning and a milkfloat loaded with fertilizer/fuel oil party poppers you can really fuck up a shit late drink disco. Hats off fellers your postal orders in the letter drop...

Comments

Pauline Quirk "Fuck that place to the ground and all that darkened its foul basement"

Tom Selleck "Good riddance"

Michael Elphick "I'm turning in my grave"

Pumpo "Porca vacca!"

Tyra Banks "Fank Fuck!!!"

Joe Casely-Hayford "About time"

Lenry Henry "One fire burns out another's burning, KATANGA!"

Shoreditch Alan "What gives?"

Stanlake the Pap "Blasting drat!"

Bret Easton Ellis "If you phone me up again i'll have you killed"

LiamSki "Sun-ra would approve"

Macca "City are on fire!"

On constant rotation

2010-03-06T15:33:00.003Z

New Label

2010-03-06T15:29:00.000Z

Yojik

Things to do this summer

2010-03-05T14:56:00.020Z

The sun came out for a bit today so i decided to put up my indispencible guide to summer activities.

1. Forest/Grass Fires: Wait till the grass gets nice and dry, ignite in a few strategic area's then retire to a safe hidden vantage point for a fun packed day. See also Doing the School Bins

2. Urban Camping: Set up camp on a bit of waste land then spend the rest of the night walking around throwing stones at windows, posting dogs parcels through peoples letter boxes, breaking into schools, legging it everytime a car can be heard, pinching peoples milk in the morning. Just like Chris Bonnington but without your toes falling off or a randy yeti ripping the tent from your shivering sleeping bodies.

3. Day Trips: Every once in a while you're going to end up at 'World of Bee's' or 'The George Formby Museum of St Bernard Films'. Just rush around all the attractions acting the goat, being a cheeky monkey then head straight to the gift shop and chore as many rubber spiders/maginifying glasses/super balls as your pockets will carry. Job done Pedro.

4. Swings: Finding a long length of thick rope can be enought to bestow god like status on a person, just like those fruity bears did to that gay robot in Star War. All you need now is a dangerously high railway bridge over a steep embankment, or tree over a shopping trolley filled river. Alton Towers can go fuck itself to death because its all about swings Daisy Duke.

5. Country Walks: Here's my advice, get off the public footpaths and get amongst the nature, feel at one with the mother planet because theres a whole world of summer activities waiting for you. Breaking into barns, smashing up tractors, setting fire to haystacks, getting legged off by farmers whilst telling your mates that they use shotgun cartidges filled with salt pellets, chucking stones at cows, robbing boxes of crisps from the food tent in a deserted girl guide camp then wishing you had pinched some drinks...Nature

6. Traps: From cavemen to the Viet Cong they knew how to have fun in the summer and what better way to test your woodcraft skills. You can start easy by digging a big fuck off pit on a footpath and covering it with twigs and ferns, or you can go proper ramboesque and fashion a elaborate trap using nooses, bendy tree's and punji sticks.

7. Lido: There's only one thing to remember about a day at the lido, thats its perfectly acceptable to have ones piss pipe poking out of your speedo's when emerging from the water.Well James Bond

Mixes

2010-03-03T20:27:00.001Z

Wolf+Lamb's Gadi Mizrahi & Greg Paulus 03.2010

Move D @ RTS.FM Sankt-Peterburg Studio 02.2010

DJ Jus Ed - Vesselmix 02.2010

Book

2010-03-03T20:21:00.000Z

get it here

Todays Track

2010-02-26T11:52:00.001Z

Nice Shoe

2010-02-25T23:46:00.005Z

Tripitaka vs YMC 'Camel Toe': Finally a shoe that wrestles serious footwear back off the shitstabbers, As if the name is not self explanatory enough, the shoe consists of an interesting rendition of the, all of the sudden, popular desert boot. Some technical changes include the strap feature that runs across the mid of the boot and some fruity ass heel. These are also made entirely of routine billy goat leather and the internal lining is decorated with famous camel toe shots, the pair i got sent had Rusty Lee's plump cushion like cunt bumpers lazer etched inside for my own amusment. SAFE AS FUCK

Cooley High Dance

2010-02-25T14:20:00.000Z

From the old blog but still a classic

Todays Track

2010-02-25T09:14:00.002Z

Catchprases for Spring

2010-02-24T22:47:00.007Z

1. Pull my finger
2. KATANGA!
3. Ask him he might let you
4. Is this your dog?
5. City are on fire!
6. Good coke! (delivered with squinty eyes and a nodding head)
7. Are they your dads shoes?
8. So where do you go to school?
9. Extra gravy!
10. WAMMY!(whilst miming riding a rodeo bull)

Bugle Watch

2010-02-24T22:04:00.005Z

Have you got good bugle in your area, don't keep it to yourself, spread the word, just contact Bugle Watch with the word on the street. Doctor grade confidentiality guaranteed. Only fresh shit may apply.

Here's the news

2010-02-24T13:22:00.001Z

Todays Track

2010-02-24T09:47:00.002Z

Film: Flyin' Cut Sleeves

2010-02-23T21:33:00.005Z

Rita Fetcher and Henry 'Subway Art' Chalfants documentary on gang presidents, spanning four generations in the South Bronx

Available here

Top 5 Celeb House Covers

2010-02-23T15:09:00.000Z

1. Jimmy Nail - Shout to the Top

2. Les Dennis & Dustin Gee - Phuture will Survive

3. Adrian Chiles - Where's your Child

4. Jamie Oliver - Mouth (Pepe's Mouth Spray Mix)

5. Dean Gaffney - Pump up London

Dean Gaffney would of won if it was just based on the video of Dean doing the running man dance in johdpurs with his eyes closed, pumping his arms like the dog off Crystal Tips & Alsitair...

Mixes

2010-02-22T12:37:00.001Z

Guillaume & The Coutu Dumonts @ Djoon Paris 19/02/2010

Vera Fabric Promo

Dorian Paic Louche Podcast

C88 Mix

2010-02-20T14:05:00.003Z

Download Mix

Print

2010-02-20T13:53:00.002Z

Fairplay to the RBMA as the Daily Note has been a very good nightly read, even better has been seeing the little old ladies being given a copy and them putting it in there bags, although i might just be wrong and they really are interested in reading what Don Letts or Weatherall have to say.

Unexpected Remixers 1: DJ Pierre

2010-02-20T10:37:00.002Z

C88 Heroes of House 14

2010-02-19T23:27:00.028Z

ALF

"Stop shitting me off!!!" Was his catch phrase usually followed with a turn to the camera and, "Cheesus whats a guy got do to get a bone round here" *applause*. ALF was the quintessential ginger drug user, left stranded with the suburban middle class Tanner family after doing one to many dabs down the Sound Factory. Not being able to remember his way back to his yard in the Meat Packing District he spent every episode trying to push his plump ginger finger into the Tanners cat whilst they were out trying to score him primo grade drugs. A regular theme in the show was ALF getting sparked out by Willie Tanner for playing banji 'Homopansy' anthems loudly / being found comatose on the sofa wearing a gas mask with his mid-lob pickle hanging out / squeezing out massive ginger stinking ponies with the john door open. No problem as this was a family show they always made up at the end and ALF would be presented with a massive ziploc baggie of angel dust/chango/bug dust powder, to which he would retort that immortal line "Step outa them pannyhose Willie! its Coney Island hot dog time and i gots me a whole quart pot of mustard".

H.O.U.S.E

Wigan

2010-02-19T11:43:00.001Z

More Images

Jus Ed Cuts Trees

2010-02-18T21:24:00.001Z

Jus Ed Diggs Deep

2010-02-18T21:20:00.005Z

You also gotta love the fact that Jus Ed has included this link amongst FXHE and Downtown 304. Yo i gotta park my ride bitch ass.

Free Zine

2010-02-18T21:06:00.000Z

Download issue 4

Mix

2010-02-18T21:00:00.000Z

D'julz @ Culprit - TS2, LA - Feb 10

Book

2010-02-18T14:57:00.004Z

Classic 3d Zulu Boys era /Wildbunch/Dugout snaps from Beezer, first released in Japan

Tangent Books

Wildstyle 1983

2010-02-18T14:55:00.000Z

Blog

2010-02-18T14:29:00.000Z

Top blog this

Mixes

2010-02-13T10:11:00.005Z

Raresh Zebra Club Bacau 04.01.2010
Arcade Funk by Combat 88
Sasse (Moodmusic) - Après - 7 February

Jus-ed clubberia podcast feb 2010

Raresh & Zip uptown sessions part 2

Stroked

2010-02-02T18:04:00.002Z

Thats a doo

2010-01-30T14:39:00.000Z

Top Marks

2010-01-28T12:40:00.000Z

C88 Mix 02

2010-01-26T11:41:00.002Z

Snuff Disco by Combat 88

A bit of Vaz

2010-01-25T17:01:00.000Z

when we play live... - Andy Vaz by modularfield

Mix

2010-01-24T15:21:00.006Z

Pedro @ Ibiza Underground September 2009

Boots

2010-01-22T14:43:00.007Z

WTAPS 'Special Forces' Desert Boot

In recent years WTAPS has seen some shift in the design focus of their shoes, from the heavy duty military and outdoor boot models they first started with, to their well received and continued VANS collaboration. However they return to their roots with the WTAPS 2010 Winter/Spring Special Forces collection. Manufactured in the United States, they are made out of Chromexcel leather and Cast Iron and come in black and dark brown and are made specifically with close attention to performance ability.

Mix

2010-01-22T09:54:00.001Z

Levon Vincent ssgs Mix Jan 2010

1	Fred P* -	No Looking Back
2	Tevo Howard -	060660
3	Mole People, The -	Ocean
4	XDB -	Rising Sun
5	Omar S* -	Quadriplegic-Companion
6	Cultural Vibe -	Ma Foom Bey
7	Track Show -	Track 3
8	Mike Perras -	A Little Bit Of This
9	Fred P* -	Open (Mars Mix)
10	DJ Duke -	D2-D2
11	Fatcat -	You Figure It Out
12	DJ Qu -	Be Who You Want (Main Mix)
13	Levon Vincent -	Double Jointed Sex Freak Part 2
14	Mood II Swing -	Move Me
15	Tevo Howard -	Everyday House Music

Words

2010-01-21T22:11:00.017Z

Victorian Crime Slang Part 1

Work House Stew: The end result after dropping ones guts whilst in the process of breaking a drum
Hatch Piper: A tea leaf who prefers the servants entrance
Clapham Cunt: A beggar who works the carriages on Mary Blaines
Felch: The art of sucking a coin from a penny slot
Cobble Wobbler: A didikko who earns his keep through the laying of poor quality cobble drive ways
Caper: A sour tasting brined berry
Lobcock Cabbie: A carriage driver who works the midnight hours with the intention of 'buttering a bun'
Piracy: The copying of popular music hall scores onto inferior paper
Slopcocked: Where by a pinchcock recieves her monies but gives it toes before a tupping occurs
Horse Hoisting: The piloting of horses into shoppe windows then scarpering with the goods
Petticoat: Snide clobber the like sold at Petticoat Lane Market
Brixton Duffer: One who sells fox dirt under the guise of it being laudanum, also known as a Griffin Grifter
Houndsditch: A popular night time area for the stopping of carriages for a public display of joining of giblets
Hounding: One who strokes his plug tail whilst watching others do the dabbing in cock alley
Merkim': The chiving of chavys who prefer the use of an uncourteous greetings

Mixes

2010-01-19T12:09:00.011Z

A few more bits of ammo to fuck the neighbours off with especially those cunts next door who had half of South Africa round before Christmas, Whooping, Hollering and acting the goat in their Rugby shirts, Timberlands and Biltong hanging out. Yes Bru it does go fucking louder.

Mike Huckaby on Romania Radio December 2009

Maayan Nidam December 2009

Raresh & Zip Uptown Session December 2009

Matthias Tanzmann Rave on Snow December 2009

Ben Klock @ Subclub December 2009

New Legal Highs

2010-01-17T19:27:00.017Z

From the early days of banging up nutmeg and snorting banana skin's things have come a long way for cheap thrills, now you only have to open the metro to find out about the latest shit on the streets.One day its Methodrone, the next day its Spice, here's a couple more doing the rounds at the moment

Puffin Beak, Grits, Serpico, Crab Chowder - Chemical name MsD - Originating from South Africa, can be taken orally or snorted. Effects range from really itchy eyesockets/anus right through to full blown hyper hallucinations involving characters from Walt Disney's Robin Hood. Rumoured to have the effect of draining the fluid from the base of your spine.
Haribo's, Benny's (Hills), - Chemical name Bbc2 - You might not of heards of these little pills yet but you soon will. Adrian Chiles recently did a brace of these fellers in his working lunch before he presented an episode of the One show. Chilesy was interviewing Sting with his eye's rolling in his head until he finally snapped and launched himself at the Sting with his tongue lolloping out. After he'd been firmly rebuffed by the diet Geordie he then went up to the nearest camera and displayed the visibly straining euphoria inside his navy blue chino's. Get in Chilesy your dinners ready.

Here's few to swerve: Resin made from rabbit shit, Phensidyl, Black vurt feathers, BNP, Fishing bait, Amphibians, Coca-Cola and asprin, Michael Bay films, Powdered glass, Ale. Anything purchased outside KFC in Brixton.

Lo*Kee

2010-01-17T15:11:00.002Z

Here's Nisekay's set from Lo*Kee's New Years day doo

'tried to bite his face off.'

2010-01-17T14:24:00.003Z

Whilst not quite up there with Travis the Chimpanzee or Bubbles biting 'a hole' through Quincy Jones's daughters hand its still got that certain something special...Go chimp guy

That Pedro Track

2010-01-17T14:12:00.000Z

This is that track from that Pedro video i posted on faith a few years back

Track 01

Very Special Shoes

2010-01-17T13:39:00.002Z

Without a doubt the best thing adidas have done in years
I'm getting two pairs

Little PAM

2010-01-17T13:16:00.001Z

More Dave Little artwork tee's this time by Perks & Mini and with a LeoZero CD which is appropriate considering it was Leo's idea that somebody should do a Dave Little exhibition/tee many moons ago.

Available from Goodhood

Shhhh!

2010-01-17T11:32:00.002Z

Two years ago on the old blog i joked about the proliferation of world/folk techno tracks and how it was going to end with the sound of pissed up Morris Dancers clanging their sticks together over a syncopated rhythm, two years later the Guardian have gone and given it a pigeon hole...Ethno Techno...And in typical Guardian style they've given the article an exploitative slant. What utter tosh...Why no piece on houses appropriation of Disco/Jazz/Funk? Because that's been done before and Tony Naylor's reporting on a 'more than a passing fad' and he's going to give it a name, but he needs an angle...See you down the front at WOMAD Tony.

This one goes out to...

2010-01-17T10:36:00.013Z

Abba-shanti, Jah Lenny the Lion, Killa Mad Turbo Ninja Face, Mary Mungo & Midge Hi-Fi, Lord & Mercy, Mighty Albert Tatlock Love Attack, Chinese Eye's International, Megastone, High & Mighty, Wang Injection, Lazerbeam Champagne Soundsystem, Killamanjarvo, Jah Stubbington, Mountain Cobra Venom Warriors, Royal Puffin Soundwave, Irritated Stepperz, 1 Deck, Supreme Scarramanga, Channel 6, Mighty Bed Pythons Riders, Tom Cruise Steppa's, Dung Beetle, King Tupperware Hi-Fi, Riddim Scorpion Sound International Rockers, Alan the Lion, Prince Gas Belly, Round the Matterhorn, Jah Jah Binks, Downbeat Lovers Earthquake Sound, Shaka Hislop Vibes, Platinum Rolex Ting, Raiders of the lost Lion, Saxon Raiders International Ltd, Royal Majestic Supreme Boss Sound, Chocolate Chip Muffin, Earthquake Dragon, Mellow Detonation, Skidmark Sound, Computer Battleships Emporers, The Gambino Family, High Blood Pressure, Dib-Dab-Dub Scoutmasters, Bath Bubblers, Dub 'n' Ting, Augustus Gloop, Lee Van Cleef Ninja Masta Sound, The Iron from Zion, Yellow Teet...

Mix Download 01

2010-01-16T18:00:00.003Z

Mix 01- Planet of the Yeti

3hrs long, in stereo, 100% waterproof

Audio

2010-01-16T16:49:00.009Z

2010

2010-01-16T15:41:00.000Z

Merry New Year people of earth i'm begining a new transmission from the SE1 control tower bringing you more behind the times reportage. All the usual bases will be covered along with a load more new stinking avenues of interest. Here's what gets my ding-a-ling aloft at the moment...City boys latest trend of wearing gladiator sandals on the trading floor, Chris Simmonds, Shire horse worriers, Everything on Yore, Chimp attacks, That bloke falling out of his window after his pet dog stuck its snout up the fellers bare arse, Quintessentials, Glove puppet reporters, Pedro's new album, Those proper bumbles, Being sick on your sleeve, Blowing off (again), Speed, Wbeeza, Adrian Chiles the original techno don, Tramp toilets, Popeye's Chicken & Biscuits (Angel), Norm Talley, Mud that tastes like sweetners, ...

2008-11-22T16:47:00.000Z

Combat 88 returns in the new year